At times like this I need a 'someone kill me now' icon.

I went to Walgreens.  I went to Walgreens with my godson.  I went to Walgreen's where my godson came up to me with a vibrator wanting to know what it was.

Gods damn you Walgreens!  I shake my fist at you!  Seriously!  You want me to explain sex toys to an inquisitive 9 year old?